GMO
Top Terps- Bisabolol, beta-Caryophyllene, beta-Myrcene
Average THC% - 19.28%
Total Terp%- 3.01%
GMO x FCSS - aka “The Fez”
Hybrid
GMO x ((Flaming Sour Strawberry Cookies x SensiBurn)
We didn’t think the strain GMO was weird enough, so we’ve taken it and manipulated the genetics even more. We spliced sour berry and rocket fuel terps to the mix by breeding it with a male frankensteined together from Flaming Cookies, Sour Strawberry, and SensiBurn. The flavor constantly mutates with notes of clove, honey, garlic, and pine. Effects evolve from a subtle energizing surge to a blissfully uplifting head high, then slowly degrade to a lofty and pleasant comedown. This concoction of chronic is best experienced firsthand as the words haven’t been created to accurately describe it yet.
Zombie Bacon
Top Terps- Bisabolol, beta-Myrcene, beta-Caryophyllene
Average THC% - 18.79%
Total Terp%- 2.38%
Indica Dominate Hybrid - Triangle Kush x (Wifi OG x Starfighter F2)
We are offering Zombie Bacon, a fiendishly pungent Indica hybrid to hurry up and start the zombie apocalypse. The aroma alone will wake the dead, infested with what can only be described as a macabre smoked-pepper, citrus marinated beef-jerky terpene profile. The heavy effects go straight for the brain, hollowing it out along with any ambitions you had for the day. Expect symptoms such as insatiable appetite, delayed thought patterns, and questionable motor functions. The possibility of missing extremities exists, so enjoy Zombie Bacon responsibly. But be sure to share with friends so we can get the zombie mob going.
Bridge Burner
Top Terps- Caryophyllene, Bisabolol, Myrcene
Total THC%- 23%
Total Terp%- 3.75%
Indica
Florida Chuckles’ OG x Flaming Cookies
Occasionally, cannabis breeders stumble upon extraordinary strains—rare "outliers" that defy expectations and ignite curiosity. Bridge Burn is one of those strains. Celebrated by connoisseurs for its explosively aromatic profile, this strain overwhelms your senses with sharp bursts of sour pine, hints of volatile fuel, and scorched sandalwood. Bridge Burn smells like it might spontaneously combust at any second. This is the perfect strain if you need something strong to take a torch to a bad day. The high’s onset rips through the body with denotative effect and settles into a blissful euphoric fallout. This unmistakable, ultra pungent indica dominant hybrid might just be your new favorite strain.
Ghost Betty
Top Terps- Pinene, Humulene, Geraniol
Total THC%- 29.05%
Total Terp%- 2.46%
Indica
(Ghost OG x White Cookies)
Some legends never fade, and Ghost Betty is proof of that. A dazzling fusion of the ever-potent Ghost OG and the refined White Cookies, this strain exudes grace, strength, and a touch of old-school charm. Its dense, rounded buds shimmer with frosted tips and streaks of regal purple—an unforgettable presence in any collection.
Ghost Betty carries an aroma as inviting as a warm laugh and as comforting as an old favorite. But don’t be fooled by its charm—this strain packs the unmistakable punch of its lineage, delivering a balanced yet heavyweight experience. Smooth, sophisticated, and full of character, Ghost Betty is a true classic in the making.
Diagonal
Top Terps- Pinene, Geraniol, Humulene
Total THC%- 20.75%
Total Terp%- 2.47%
Indica
East Coast Sour Diesel x True OG
A Boulder staple for over a decade, Diagonal takes its name from the well-traveled Diagonal Highway—a fitting nod to a strain that fuels adventure. A bold cross of East Coast Sour Diesel and True OG, it captures the best of both worlds, blending sharp, sour citrus notes and fuel with a crisp, invigorating aroma that hits like the first breath of mountain air.
Renowned for its uplifting and exuberant effects, Diagonal is a go-to for those chasing elevation—whether carving fresh powder, hitting the trails, or just soaking in a Colorado bluebird day. Wherever the road leads, this local legend is always along for the ride.
Triangle Kush
Top Terps- Pinene, Humulene, Geraniol
Total THC%- 25.05%
Total Terp%- 3.43%
Indica
Unknown OG with Florida origins
A mysterious OG with a backstory as deep as its aroma. Legend has it that this strain originated in Florida, but its true identity may never be revealed. What is apparent though is its outrageous sour fuel terpene profile that forces your face to scrunch up and scream “ewwww weeeee”. This is it, the OG you’ve been looking for, or missing. Very strong and inexplicably potent, the effects create a mellow sensation in the body and eases the mind making this a great way to alleviate the stresses of the day.
Zooted
Top Terps- Pinene, Humulene, Geraniol
Total THC%- 27.31%
Total Terp%- 2.44%
Indica Hybrid
White Cookies x Zookies
A combination of cannabis classics like The White, Cookies and Glue, this strain is for those looking to get… Zooted. Drenched in a heavy mixture of cookie and glue terpene profiles the overpowering bouquet saturates the palette with earthy and sour floral notes. The effects pack a major punch that comes on strong at sticks around awhile. Very sedating and body relaxing with a warm and comfortable head high. Perfect for getting into a carefree attitude or a night just lazing around the house.
Black Ice
Top Terps- Terpinolene, Ocimene, Pinene
Total THC%- 20.62%
Total Terp%- 1.44%
Effects- Soothing, Relaxing, Sedating
Flavor- Woody, earthy, slightly minty
Gasonade
Top Terps- Caryophyllene, Humulene, Limonene
Average THC%- 20%
Total Terp%- 1.86%
Effects- Energetic, Uplifting, Cerebral
Flavor- An Arnold Palmer, but instead of tea its gasoline. Sharp, Citrus, Sour
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